Facebook Status – February 21, 2014 at 02:24AM

Dear FB, when you post a “suggested post” that is the exact item that I looked up earlier today from the exact same ecommerce site that I looked it up on originally, that is not helpful. Duh, I already looked it up. If I had wanted to purchase it or share it I would have done so already. What you’re doing is creepy. It’s bad enough you’re being a peeping tom to my shopping habits, but this is like making lecherous noises while you peep. And by the way, dear big brand who uses this feature to “serendipitously intervene” in my social media time, go fuck yourself I’m shopping elsewhere.