Facebook Status – September 07, 2013 at 04:14PM

When capturing monsters in jars it is of the utmost important to seal them properly. Here is my binding spell for this particular monster:

Monster, thou art Desperation, and in naming thee I bind thee in this jar under this seal of love. Here you have no dark lens to filter what is seen, no deceitful whisper to alter what is heard. You are bound and have no power to poison actions nor intentions with your venom of repugnance. You, Desperation, are bound and powerless.